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Maj. Demming: Do you get along alright with your mother?
Will Stockdale: No, sir, I can't hardly say that I do...
Maj. Demming: Oh, I see. She's very strict with you; she's always hovering over you, hmm?
Will Stockdale: No, sir, just the opposite.
Maj. Demming: Oh, she's never there?
Will Stockdale: That's right.
Maj. Demming: And you, uh, you resent this neglect, don't you?
Will Stockdale: Well, no, sir. I don't resent nothin'.
Maj. Demming: Ah, come now, son. Now don't be bashful - that's a common situation. Does, uh, she beat you?
Will Stockdale: Naw!
Maj. Demming: [he chuckles] Oh, so defensive. Well, it's not easy to talk about your mother, is it?
Will Stockdale: No, sir, see she died when I was born.

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Maj. Demming: Now then - your father. Living?
Will Stockdale: Yes, sir.
Maj. Demming: Do you get along with him okay?
Will Stockdale: Yes, sir.
Maj. Demming: Does he ever beat you?
Will Stockdale: [laughs] You bet!
Maj. Demming: Hard?
Maj. Demming: And how! Boy, there ain't nobody can beat like my pa can.
Maj. Demming: So this is where the antagonism comes from.
[chuckles]
Maj. Demming: You, uh, you hate your father don't you?
Will Stockdale: No. Hey, I got a uncle I hate though. Ever time he comes out to the house, he's always wantin' to rassle with the mule. And the mule gets all wore out... and he gets all wore out. Well, I, I don't really hate him, though; it's just that I ain't exactly partial to him.
Maj. Demming: Did I ask you about your uncle?
Will Stockdale: I thought you wanted to talk about hatin' people.



My psychological profile is well-rounded skeptical libertarian outcast. I had to take one of those Myers-Briggs tests once and my "type" was ENFP which is mostly bullshit becasue I took it again about a week later and I came out ISTJ, so it ain't hard to fool it.


Lemme see....I love college football, old books, old movies, blues, bluegrass, cold beer, straight bourbon, big (natural) titties, the way sawdust smells, Sunday afternoon naps, my Mama's cathead biscuits, bologna sandwiches and Jesus.

I hate 99.9% of any country music that has been written since George Jones sang He Stopped Loving Her Today. I also hate metrosexuals, people who never had to work hard, the New York Yankees, most yankees, hangovers, men who spend more than 15 seconds on their hair, people who give you advice you never asked for, assholes in general, guys who actually believe that the stripper is "into them", and Vol 12.

I know this is the football board, so I won't go on about too many things, seein' as how I am a rookie here. My general thoughts about football is that you ought to want to win, how you go about getting there has many correct answers. You can get the very best players and be conservative as hell---Fulmer in 1996-1999 or so, or you can take all kinds of wild-assed chances because you know you don't have the talent to stack up (Houston Nutt, Mike Leach, Paul Johnson). The WRONG thing to do is be conservative when you don't have the hosses (Fulmer from 2000 on) or to take wild-assed chances when you do (Les Miles.)

I like Kiffin's style and hiring. I think he can build something at UT if the Fulmer-lovers can give him some space and time to do it.

I'll answer any questions, but I will mostly lay low and watch for a while.