He's going to be named UT president.
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Now we know why Fulmer has an office |
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Posts: 3856 02/18/09 19:51:30 Mystic Knight of the T |
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wagee12 |
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Posts: 10338 02/18/09 19:55:49 Inventor of Sheep Trading Cards |
I just got this sneaking suspicion that the faculty might not go for that! Anyway, I think Petersen's wife might need a drink about now!!!
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gallavol |
If that is true, I will surrender both my diplomas and swear off the University of Tennesse | #2 | ||
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Posts: 4701 02/18/09 19:59:49 Mr. Green Wave, esq. III |
forever. I hope there is an entrance test that must be taken before you can become Pesident of UT, Fulmer could never pass it.
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BrassVols |
Heck, I think he'd make a heckuva president goshdangit | #3 | ||
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Posts: 4895 02/18/09 20:10:54 Self-Styled Commentator |
His 1st act once in office?
Stand up the new College of Film. Then he'd move on to: - hiring mediocre but loyal faculty and administrators, - making it so that your grades didn't count until you are a junior, - Ensuring those graduates with the worst grades still get the better jobs - Require students watch TV while studying - Make professors give easy homework assignments but tough tests After a few players are shown, Orgeron, UT offensive coordinator Jim Chaney and assistant coach David Reaves clearly aren't impressed by the talent level. "O.K., lemme back up," Orgeron says, without turning back to face the recruiting guys running the video from the back of the room. "We are at Tenn-uh-SEEEE! We wanna see TOP players." |
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Posts: 540 02/18/09 20:28:34 Mystic Knight of the T |
wagee12 wrote:She should invite ex-Vandy's chancellor Gordon Gee's wife over. She loved smoking pot. That would be a helluva party to go to. |
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Sun Tzu Vol |
LOL, good answer | #5 | ||
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Posts: 929 02/18/09 20:29:41 Mystic Knight of the T |
- hiring mediocre but loyal faculty and administrators,
- making it so that your grades didn't count until you are a junior, - Ensuring those graduates with the worst grades still get the better jobs - Require students watch TV while studying - Make professors give easy homework assignments but tough tests I wonder how long Mike Hamilton would last in a Fulmer lead university?
"Victory is reserved for those who are willing to pay it's price." - Sun Tzu
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Jbakes |
With half the brains Fulmer would make twice the President that the last 3 have. | #6 | ||
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Posts: 174 02/18/09 20:37:17 Veritable Vol |
I agree that there should be minimum requirements that he probably wouldn't pass, but dang, can we get a decent Prez over there?
I have had enough northern "modern" thinkers running our U to last a lifetime. 
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doublewide |
Can you imagine the size of the Student center Buffet | #7 | ||
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Posts: 2022 02/18/09 21:30:02 Mystic Knight of the T |
And everyone working like heck?
"We didn't just get stupid overnight" Fillup Fulmore 2008. |
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mbVOL |
I guess Phats was planning to be groomed when Petersen wanted to hire him as an Aid. | #8 | ||
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Posts: 2311 02/18/09 21:57:44 Mystic Knight of the T |
One that forgot to be mentioned is...
Ensuring the student is educated down so they start at a lower salary than others with the same degree at other institutions. |
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TnTx13 |
At the U of Fulmer... | #9 | ||
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Posts: 130 02/19/09 07:05:04 |
... remedial math and English will only be for the 4.0 students
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| Now we know why Fulmer has an office | 02/18/09 19:51:30 | IndianVol |
| IV, for some reason----------- | 02/18/09 19:55:49 | wagee12 |
| Re: Now we know why Fulmer has an office | 02/18/09 20:28:34 | HermitageVol |
| If that is true, I will surrender both my diplomas and swear off the University of Tennesse | 02/18/09 19:59:49 | gallavol |
| Heck, I think he'd make a heckuva president goshdangit | 02/18/09 20:10:54 | BrassVols |
| LOL, good answer | 02/18/09 20:29:41 | Sun Tzu Vol |
| With half the brains Fulmer would make twice the President that the last 3 have. | 02/18/09 20:37:17 | Jbakes |
| Can you imagine the size of the Student center Buffet | 02/18/09 21:30:02 | doublewide |
| I guess Phats was planning to be groomed when Petersen wanted to hire him as an Aid. | 02/18/09 21:57:44 | mbVOL |
| At the U of Fulmer... | 02/19/09 07:05:04 | TnTx13 |
